Animal Jam Is Not A Life

I'm pretty sure that when you read the title, you said "Well duh!"

So I know, Jammers love to play Animal Jam, and they have enough time to post and go around looking for things to post about, and such, right?

But it's starting to seem like Jammers have been spending too much time on Animal Jam, and it seems like they're turning into what they type or what they do on Animal Jam, such as "dating" and having weddings, or scamming. Have you ever wondered what these types of Jammers are like in real life?

I'm always asking, "Why do Jammers 'date' on Animal Jam?" Well, some might want to be like others, having a boyfriend or girlfriend, but not really thinking about what that does to their life. Being in that kind of relationship takes a lot of responsibility, not just "oh I like you let's date". This person is (or should be) important at the time. They aren't just some person that you hold hands with because they're "hot".

Scamming. WHYYY? Because Jammers think that these items are REAL and worth REAL things, because other Jammers want them and they think that they're IMPORTANT and what Animal Jam is all about. It's not.

For some Jammers, they need every opportunity they can get to play Animal Jam. School, in between chores, instead of homework. I mean, what can you really do on Animal Jam that is SO IMPORTANT and means more than what you are doing right now? Yes, I know that many people think that school is stupid and worthless. No, they don't usually teach you about taxes, but without school, we would all be asking why we have to go to the bathroom. Or something.

Animal Jam is something fun you can play, but it shouldn't be something that takes up your whole life! Every second, you're aging and aging and aging. Cells are dying, your body is dying, and you're one second closer to death. Sounds pessimistic, but it's true. Spend some time with family, be thankful for learning about the Pythagorean Theorem or the Oxford Comma. Your life is valuable, and this valuable time goes by very quickly, so make the best of it!

Jam On!

Glitching Site

Hey Jammers!

I'm on Animal Jam's home site, and it's doing some weird things...

So I refreshed the page, but it remained the same. Then I logged out of DarkFeelers, and logged into Feelers. Then I got this screen:

 

Okay, is this just this laptop that's making this happen? Are you guys getting this screen too?

Jam On!

 

Birds Of Paradise Guide

    Here are all of the birds of paradise, located around the new party!

1. Blue Bird of Paradise
This wondrous bird sits itself on the flower cart, in the right section of the party.

2. Greater Bird of Paradise
This bird is also in the right part of the party, in the treetops.

3. King Bird of Paradise
This small red bird is perched on the branch that sticks out on a tree, right next to the little shop cart.

4. King of Saxony Bird of Paradise
This bird is known for its long antenna-like feathers that stick out from its head. It's located in the trees in the middle of the party, by the flower cart.

5. Lesser Bird of Paradise
Recognize the bird? It's a twin of the Greater Bird of Paradise, but a different gender. It sits on the treetops at the bottom of the party, not the right.

6. Magnificent Riflebird Bird of Paradise
 I love this bird. It "connects" it's wings above its head, then uses swings its head back and forth to attract a mate. It can also make its blue chest look like a face! It's located in the same tree as the King of Saxony.

The yellow-ish part in the middle is its beak, and the blue part is its chest!

7. Paradise Riflebird Bird of Paradise
Go to the top part of the party. There are some old ruin-like rocks, and a well. Left of those is this awesome bird.

8. Red Bird of Paradise
From where you enter the party (by the shop cart), go down the path. You'll see a tree to your right, and a stream with a lily pad. This red bird will be eating blueberries.

9. Twelve-Wired Bird of Paradise
If you go to the top of the party by the right part of the ruins, this bird will be climbing up and down a long stick!

10. Victoria's Riflebird Bird of Paradise
This bird looks similar to the Magnificent Riflebird, but it doesn't have a blue chest. It's right of the flower cart, on a tree.

11. Western Parotia Bird of Paradise
This is another one of my favorite birds of paradise. It looks like a ballerina, and it dances around to attract a mate. If you go down and left from the shop cart (below the King Bird of Paradise), then this dancing bird will be by some rocks.

12. Wilson's Bird of Paradise
If you go to the lower-middle part of the stream, you'll see the Wilson's bird of paradise on a tree, by the lily pad.

Now, after seeing all of those beautiful birds, you get a Paradise Throne as a gift for completing this portion of the Journey Book!