Hey Jammers. Due to a mishap that I won't explain, I need a new author. This time, I won't be just asking for you to email me saying that you have good grammar and such. I will need you to email me an audition post. Here is your prompt: Write a post about a whole new Non-Member item coming out, along with a new land (please not a fantasy land with rainbows and unicorns eating bacon). I will choose the author depending on their style of writing, how. well the article flows, and grammar. Please please PLEASE do not copy sentences from other blogs, and their style of writing! I will choose an author sometime this week, hopefully.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
67 comments:
Here are the steps for commenting on my blog:
1. Do 10 jumping jacks. Right now. In front of your computer.
2. Yell: "MOM I FOUND A MONKEY EATING THE MUSTARD!"
3. Go to your sibling (or parent) and say: "I feel a disturbance in my socks."
4. Type your comment while dancing like a diseased maniac.
5. When your parent asks what the glob you are doing answer by saying: "The computer made me do it."
6. If you say anything bad, hate, or anything like that, then no more commenting for you. (Okay, this is the only step you can take seriously.)
7. If you love bacon, type at the end of your comment: P.S. to Feelers: Ich liebe Speck. [That means "I love bacon" in German.]
8. Jam On! :D
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the poor mishap no to be mean but that was just well a bit upsetting still can not believe it
ReplyDeletegood luck to anyone entering
~prettyflowers23
:O did something happen to ZebraSavvy?
ReplyDeleteYeah what happen to ZebraSavvy?
DeleteYeah what happen to ZebraSavvy?
DeleteOops §o®®♈.. I accidentally send it 2 times..
DeleteYes, something did. And I was completely innocent. But no one has a heart to believe me but my DeviantART friends. -/-
Deletenot to give it away but she got relived of her duties for something im not gonnna post we will leave that to feelers
ReplyDelete~prettyflowers23
I didn't know! Because of you, I cried in my room last night. And I am quitting my blog, and animal jam.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry zebra! I hope we can still be buddies! It's just blogging and it's just Animal Jam, not a life....
Deletei agree with feelers animal jam is a game not a life...
Delete~prettyflowers23
swear im not trying to hurt any one
Deleteand commet are no longer moderated why??..
~prettyflowers23
dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dont quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deletewhy am i repling to myself???help me find and answer to the question!!try to get 15 replys at least!
DeleteZebrasavvy don`t quit, please just say sorry to each other. It`s just a video game.
Deletei want da job. only thing is, i dont know how to post.
ReplyDeletecan u help?
thx!
-wolfhead73601
"unicorns eating bacon" loliez! that made my day! P.S. srry zebra. hope u can feel better!
ReplyDelete-wolfhead73601
Thanks, I am going through a family crisis.. I just.. don't feel good..
DeleteZebrasavvy, too lazy to log into my account. It is 8 at night.
;C I feel bad for zebrasaavy I'd do anything for her to stay waaah... ~darkchild
ReplyDeleteWhat happened?
DeleteDarkchilk,i need to ask you a favor. can you meet me on AJ at 3:oo EST pm in my den?
Delete~ HailFire9000
i am buddies with zebrasavvy i think she is cool
ReplyDeleteZEBRA you never told us your email so we cant try out
ReplyDeletewhat happened? feel sorry for you, zebrasavvy!!!!dont quit! its not the end of the world!!
ReplyDelete~kkloy2
@Zebrasavvy
ReplyDeleteDon't quit, I was once an author in this blog but Feelers deleted me, I never complained, I accepted it. Please, be fair. You know Feelers is the blog owner, not you! It's like you MagicDreams and Feelers is Goldfishypuppy/RefrainInclination. You need to accept what others do to you, Don't go to your mom and cry "I'm quitting my Blog! And Animal Jam!" Just because of not being an author of a Famous person's blog, sheesh. POPULARITY IS NOT EVERYTHING(P.A.N.E.)People!
P.S. to Feelers: Ich liebe Speck.
I really do not understand a thing about what's going on.
ReplyDeleteAuthor. Unacceptable post. New author. Cannot find. Want bacon. Chocolate. Bandaid in my milk. Bagel. Sister drinking water. Eating chips. Annoying. Loud. Wifi. Hungry.
Deletestressed?
Delete~prettyflowers23
feelers, can you please post the daily stuff?
ReplyDeleteI could but I can't. I have access to the computer all day.
DeletePS, this is Zebrasavvy, too lazy to log in. Also, there is a free item giveaway for Halloween, you could win a free spooky balloon or a Halloween light. Just click the link of the postbefore this,
P.P.S, I was going to delete the papad post, and say I was sorry, but gee, I can't.
I would, but I don't have access to Animal Jam, taking pictures, or blogging correctly. It would look very odd.
DeleteAnd last comment, if you are zebra or not, please stop saying things sarcastically, it's just a blog.
SORRY ;; and it is..
DeleteMy friends on deviantART accept me for who I am..
ReplyDeleteZebrasavvy.
I am not accepting your rudeness. Please stop.
DeleteI am not trying to be rude! I can't stand it. I can't even believe I joined animal jam.. I should have stayed with DeviantART.
DeleteZebra savvy we and making fun of you we arent even on that disscion we under stand your upset but you have to accept that you made a mistake that costed you many people do that some time if you dont make mistakes in life your not a human being nObody can be perfect ok you have to understand this is someone elses blog you still have yours you can use your blog but theres somethings you either keep to your self or you ask the person frirst remember that ok no ones upset at you you dont need a long sad back story to make people feel bad for you . You dont even know these people
Delete^^ im sorry if this doesnt make sense or its spelt wrong i was on my ipod. ~ prettyflowers23
DeleteOmg soooo sorry stupid auto we are not making fun of yu soooo sorry if anyone knows how To take it off please commet me please i hate when it dose that iswaer its arent in betteen we. And making ~prettyflowers23. Embarruss because she made a fool out of her self in her mess age
Deletezebra savvy, accept it, your not acting like yourself......
ReplyDeleteMy family is broke, my things are getting stolen at school, everything! I. Can't. Live.
DeleteBecause you are letting that last thing happen (not in an insulting way.) You can fix whatever you want to change unless you let things happen.
DeleteWell, Im sorry for Zebrasaavy.. But I want the Job. Okay I'll tell you it Once at 4:00pm there was an update! Nm scary bat came out again for 15 days In new prices and colours! And Artic wolves and foxes became avalible for Non members!! for 100 gems!!!!!!!!!! And a mushroom Forest came out.. And then non members could have pets. Ze end C: Like it? Please give me the job I'd love it Me user's darkchild I do not have an email I'll use mah mom's Itsmee@hotmail.com Ik how to take pictures I'll update like everyday at 3;00pm (im in nz) I'll inform you if I quit. If i get deleted I'll accept it :D ok bai bai! ~darky~
ReplyDeleteIs this supposed to be your audition or a story?
DeleteAnd I already chose a new author, too.
But thanks anyway!
im not plargizing u, but ill tell u whats goin on with meh. Slow laptop.want desktop.avatar not moving. dragon too slow.me lazy.scammers are stupid. Ok thts awl. bai
ReplyDelete-wolfhead73601
i luv it when u said scammers r stupid. cuz its true.
Delete-catgirl1907
ok dont pick me. i dont know how to post. but, here is my story. the usually members only items turned NON MEMBERS ONLY! a new land called foxville came ut. its meant for foxes, but ANYONE can come! Also, the new non-member item is........... SCARY FREEDOM WINGS!
ReplyDelete-wolfhead73601
One thing, there are NM freedom wings already and they dont need to be scary. scary bat wings are only called scary because of their color.
Deletefreedom wings with oange tips. and its just a stupid rare. it probally wont even come out.
Delete-wolfhead73601
oh and imagine? that would be AWESOME! (i wanna see non members with crocs)
ReplyDelete-wolfhead73601
i dunno why some members make fun of non members. its mean :( and some 1 did it to me even tho i was a member :(
ReplyDelete-wolfhead73601 (again)
oh and U ROCK, feelers!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you very much you're very nice!
DeleteI'd love to be an author of this blog i've accualy wondering if you would like to be an author of my blog.
ReplyDeleteIm great at puncuation and spelling and I do relivant posts all the time.
Get back to me soon!
~Tiggywinkle (:
Hello Feelers!
ReplyDeleteHere is my audition post:
Hey Jammers!!!! Whats up? Well we got a new item today... the Non-Member ghost hat!
[Screenshot of the NM Ghost Hat]
Cool! Well it's a non-member item, so that's good.
Also, there's been some exciting news... THERE'S A BRAND-NEW LAND!!! It's called Blue Water!!! Here's what it looks like, for those of you who can't go on now:
[Picture from map]
Also, here's a little tour of it:
(Screenshot of river with frogs and tadpoles)
(Screenshot of the mountains with waterfalls)
(Screenshot of a game)
(screenshot of a cave)
(Screenshot of inside the cave, drinking a smoothie from the smoothie maker inside like in the juice hut)
Looks exciting, right? Well go on AJ as soon as you can, and check out this epic-looking land! What other mysteries await us...? We'll find out on Thursday when the next edition of "The Daily Explorer" comes out!!! Until then... JAM ON!!!!
IAwesomeKid
Um... didn't you hear that feelers got a new author already?
ReplyDeleteWhere is faunas candy????????? I cant find it!!!!!!,!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhy isnt anyone posting??!!! if you dont post, your blogs's rating will sink alot!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea why my author isn't posting, and thanks for boosting confidence. It's just a blog. If all you Readers care about is the rating and how many views this blog gets, then why do I bother to post if all Jammers look at is the views?
Deletetell u what, random person. i go on this blog everyday. and i only look at the posts and the comments. i dont even look at the views btw its to inform ppl, not to get views. :P
Delete-wolfhead73601
Who is the new author??
ReplyDeleteSkyAngelPuppy. I don't know why she isn't posting...
DeleteNot to be rude or anything, but I think it would be nice if you sent an email to people who didn't get chosen, so they don't think that you haven't chosen already! It took some people a long time to complete there entries, and It would be nice if you could maybe just tell them you didn't choose them!!!
Deleteyou neeed to get a new author
ReplyDeleteya! i agree! you need to stop pretending, anonymous person. your so mean! we need to show feelers this, zebra savvy!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I being mean? SHE was a jerk to ME! that post was not mean at all! I just posted about papad and how she copied Feelers. By that was, this blog is so bad that i deleted it from my favorite tabs, and i cleared my history so i couldn`t see that i had been on this horrible site!
ReplyDeleteP.S to Feelers: I HATE bacon! so you suck because of that. OH and this is Zebra again.
but your the ANONYMOUS one!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT MEANS YOU HATE PIGS AND ME, MISS PIGGY!
DeleteXxMissPiggyxX (not real aj username, how miss piggy signs things) Kissy Kissy <3
Feelers, i have a question. how did you make the words slanted on Comment 4?
ReplyDeletea REPLY on comment 4 i mean
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